An Introduction

In acedemia, one must endeavor to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth with his hand placed on the Bible, the Quran, Poor Richard's Almanac, a print out of the Space Jam website and George Bush Sr.'s night time diary. All of this is, of course, held in the hands of a frumpy old librarian woman, swearing you into office.

My name is Ian Everett and I am going to guide you into a world of imagiwonder, synergy and crab people. I want you to know the joys of management solutions, crab people, and various alcoholic beverages, and crab people. Crab people, this blog is about crab people.

So I'm just going to make up a bunch of stories about Crab People while possibly tipsy, and maybe even draw pictures to go with it, pass it off as real history and science because everyone believes everything they read on the internet as long as you make the title pop, and profit on t-shirt sales.

Thank you for your consideration, and I look forward to hearing from you soon

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Ian Everett